1. “Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs.” – Rep. Nancy Pelosi on a nation with 307 million people
  2. “But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it.” – Nancy Pelosi’s funniest quote
  3. “Unemployment benefits are creating jobs faster than practically any other program” ~ Nancy Pelosi
  4. “I believe in natural gas as a clean, cheap alternative to fossil fuels.” ~ Nancy Pelosi
  5. “You cannot cut your way to deficit reduction.” ~ Nancy Pelosi
  6. “Everybody will have lower rates, better quality, and better access.” ~ Nancy Pelosi
  7. “I don’t remember saying that everybody in the country would have a lower premium.” ~ Nancy Pelosi
  8. “Anybody who’s ever dealt with me knows not to mess with me.” ~ Nancy Pelosi
  9. “Bipartisanship is nice, but it cannot be a substitute for action, not having it cannot prevent us from going forward.” ~ Nancy Pelosi
  10. “Since I was in my 20s, I’ve been giving my face 30 hot splashes in the morning and at night, and I keep thinking, If it’s 25, oh my gosh, I’m going to fall apart.” ~ Nancy Pelos