Here are three from the “can’t make-up this stuff” column over one week:

After Gov. Sarah Sanders’s robust rebuttal to Biden’s SOTU, California’s pathetic Gov. Newsom (D) attacked her, decrying that Arkansas has one of the worst crime rates in America! Another Democrat put him in his place (if that’s possible), explaining to Newsom that Sanders had only been in office for three weeks! Newsom needs to shut up and deal with California’s disgusting situation. One of his “solutions” to the problems is to give $250,000-to-$1-million in reparations to every African American, who can trace their ancestry back to slavery. The altruistic cost will be approx. $1-trillion. Brilliant idea! So, what happens after California goes bankrupt? Answer: American taxpayers will pick up the tab for the federal government’s bail-out!

Then, there was Biden’s quote at a national governors meeting. He meant it to be a joke, saying “I sometimes forget that I’m Commander in Chief”.

After the Communist Chinese’s balloon was spotted by a guy in Billings, Montana, while sitting on his porch, the Pentagon wasn’t happy about it. It was so busted! But, it couldn’t bluff its way out of acknowledging the existence of a 200 ft. tall, 3 buses across, size balloon … with 3 huge missiles hanging on the bottom of it, aimed downward. Turns out there’ve been 10 such flights across America by the country’s #1 adversary and none of them were reported to a National Security Director or a sitting President. Who is running the show?